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Naming Debate

Hey gang. The Doctor here. I place this here to stake the debate of what our organization has been named. Ever since we became a rouge group, the federal government has been making some... choice names for us. Henceforth, we need a name so we aren't called the "Anomaly Killers". It has no ring. It's fucking stupid. Documented here is what we've came up with so far. If you have any ideas please see me or place a notice on my desk.

• Glubus, proposed by Bank.
• Glubus 2, drunkenly proposed by Emma. I thought I locked the booze freezer.
• A.R.M.S. (Anomaly Repelling Maitenance Squadron), proposed by Bank in a stroke of genius.
• Syndicate for the Analysis and Disposal of Anomalistic Creatures (S.A.D.A.C), proposed by Draedon after thinking so hard his ears bled.
• And that's it! Fuck all of you, I sent out a memo about this but nobody reads my fucking emails, I mean literally nobody. Jesus christ the least you could do is acknowledge them before ignoring them. If one of you doesn't drop a piece of paper with a name idea on my desk by Thursday I'm naming us "The Ball Farts" and killing myself.

A polling box will be left in front of my office, leave a piece of paper with your vote and they will be drawn whenever there's more than one votes. Emma, if you sabotage the vote with pictures of your boyfriend setting his pubes on fire again I'm breaking your knee. Don't think I won't do it.

Name contest results!

Hey gang. The Doctor here. It's official, the name of our foundation has been confirmed. At a whopping... 8 votes? Do 8 people work here? I don't know. Either way it was the only one voted for. The winner of the foundation's naming contest is Bank! We are now officially named the "Anomaly Repelling Maitenance Squadron", or A.R.M.S.! Thank you for those who participated! Bank, please come see me for your reward! Emma, please come see me for your punishment. I warned you.